This purse is being guarded by a serious killer attack dog. Seriously.

Coda: Sissy, watch me give Mommy a hi-five!!

Sasha: (yawn)

This is how we guard the house, guard the house, guard the house.

This is how we guard the house all day long!

I've held this pose now for 20 minutes. Where's my t-r-e-a-t?